Why the fuck

do One Direction have a photo of them walking across the zebra crossing on Abbey Road?

I hate the world.

radikool:

want to lose weight but then food

(via awkward-g-i-r-l)

I wish I was a spy

barryyouasshole:

Every time my future children wear a stupid outfit, I am going to take a picture and then one day when they’re being shitty, I’ll bring them all out and say “remember when you did THIS”

Tomorrow is Phil and I’s 1st anniversary.

We’re making presents instead of buying because we’re poor.

I just finished mine and I don’t know if I like it but hopefully he appreciates it.

I can’t say what it is because he’ll probably creep all over my tumblr for clues.

I’ll take a picture and upload it later maybz.

Goodnight internet

When will I learn that no matter how careful I am, when I’m painting, I will inevitably get paint on my clothes?

“I can’t be bothered to get dressed, I’ll just be really careful”, I say.

“Crap”, I say.